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Monday, August 6, 2007

WoW Guide: Five Steps to Power Level to 70 in WoW and Kill Your Social Life at the Same Time

So, you didn't follow my 10 easy steps to quit playing this evil, addictive, social life-ending, game...
Well, guess you're here for the long run, so here are five steps to power level yourself to 70, so you can enjoy endless hours of raiding, to the point that it seems more like a job than a game.

1) Say good-bye to your social life. Dump your girlfriend, quit school, and wipe yourself off of the face of the planet. There should be only one thing in your mind: playing World of Warcrack.

2) For the last few hours of your life outside your mom's basement, go to a local super store that sells items in bulk (Costco, Sam's Club, etc.), and buy yourself a two month supply of hot pockets, ramen noodles, and Monster energy drinks. Make sure to save enough money for the occasional fast food dinner.

3) Move everything necessary to that basement of yours; this includes a fridge, microwave, and a toilet. Remember that South Park episode of WoW? Be like Cartmen, except for the 'calling your mom so you can go to the bathroom' part. You'll be living here for quiet a bit, so get comfortable. Make sure to have an alarm clock also, set it to 6 a.m., that way, you can wake up mighty early to begin questing and grinding.

4) Log into WoW, and don't log out until it is absolutely necessary to go to sleep. 6 a.m. to 3 a.m. should be a good time frame to crank out levels. 3 hours of sleep is plenty, and you should eat by the computer. Maximize your time: If you have to go to the bathroom, make it during points of inactivity, like flying to different destinations, running back to your corpse, etc.

5) Stop reading blogs like this, it's a waste of time. You should be out there killing countless mobs, and completing countless quests. You have no time to be surfing the web for useless information. Go get a free leveling guide while you're at it, search Jame's Leveling Guides, they're easy to follow.

At this rate, you'll be 70 in no time. And if you followed the steps, your social life should be in ruins, meaning you now have all the free time to raid/pvp for OMG EPIX! Well, I hope you enjoyed this little guide, now get your ass moving, you ain't gonna accomplish much reading this.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol funny guide but i hope no-one takes it seriously. if do you are a no-lifer and need to ask yourself
"is WoW really a good enough reason to ruin your life"

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[CENTER]STEAM ACCOUNTS:[CENTER]

[CENTER]Account #1

[IMG]http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9376/screenhunter14jul142229.gif[/IMG]
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[IMG]http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/5432/screenhunter06jul080924.gif[/IMG]
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[IMG]http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/390/screenhunter03jul162120.gif[/IMG]
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Vac status:In good standing
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[CENTER]


[CENTER]MAPLESTORY ACCOUNTS[CENTER]

[CENTER]Account 1 : 15x NL + 12x BM + 13x Corsair, all on the same account.
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Full info + email
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[CENTER]Account 5: 12x BM
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[CENTER]Account 6: 14x Lukless Evan
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