Well, my blog basically got hijacked by WoW, seeing as it's the only thing bringing traffic to it. I decided to continue on the subject, and as I was struggling to get to bed last night, I thought of all the funny subjects I'd come accross while playing World of Warcraft for 3 years.
Here's the list of the Unwritten Laws of World of Warcraft, hope you enjoy the read.
- There will be no "WoW killer" in the future, too many people have spent hours on end just to give up for another game.
- Ironforge and Orgrimmar will be laggy to most people during peek hours.
- Chuck Norris lives in Barrens Chat.
- 90% of Girls who play WoW play either a female druid or female priest.
- The last 10% of independents need to conform, cause we all know the healer is a dying breed, both figuratively and in pvp.
- Leeroy Jenkins had some chicken.
- Even if your volume is off, murlocs will still go "mrghrlrlrlrlglrlglrlmglrl"
- The Murloc + Random Movie combination will live on in WoW.
- Gnomes shouldn't be able to be warriors.
- There will be at least a couple of posts a day in the forums about OP classes, because for scissors, paper is ok, but rock is OP.
- Hunters are OP. My Warlock was OP enough, but getting 3 shotted by hunters was annoying.
- The World.... of Warcraft is overpopulated with UD rogues.
- Most people who ninja items are rogues.
- In a fight between Pirates and Ninjas (rogues) in WoW, Ninjas would win, because there are a ton of them, and they can get to level 70, while pirates stay at a lowly 40 range and have to live in Stranglethorn.
- In a fight between Pirates and Ninjas in the real world, Chuck Norris would win.
- Ventrilo owns Teamspeak, plain and simple.
- If you use teamspeak and read that, it means switch to ventrilo.
- On average, 20% of people AFK in AV.
- On average, alliance will own AV.
- Murlocs run fast.
- The best feature of Wrath of the Lich King are the new dances. Everyone needs a new dance.
- The worst part of being horde in PvP is getting killed by a gnome warrior with pink hair, then that warrior /lol'n at your corpse.
- If you're horde, and you go to hillsbrad, you will 100% get your ass ganked by higher levels with no lives.
- Most people who post nerf threads in forums just hate to admit that they lost to a more superior player.
- You're only as good as the gear you have in WoW.
- Blood Elves are hotter than Night Elves.
- WoW is addictive, and can cause loss of friends, ruined grades, and sometimes even death.
- Nihilum can kill a new boss ALMOST as fast as George W. Bush can ruin the republican party and U.S. reputation.
- Male Orc's dance is the best. MC Hammer ftw!
- People only roll paladins so they can simutamously watch porn and kill a mob.
- Chuck Norris can do that, and not give up DPS.
- Getting keyed for Karazhan sucks monkey nuts.
- Female Dwarfs are fugly beyond belief.
- If you raid for more than 4 hours a day, you probably hate it.
- Blizzard is doing a good job of pumping out updates and patches, considering it took them 2 years to release 1.11 for D2.
- Twink items are waaayyy too expensive.
- Deathcoil = I win button.
- World of Warcrack will live on, I'll have children that'll probably be playing it.
If you want me to add something, post a comment and I'll see if I can edit it in. Hope you enjoyed the read. Tell your friends and guildies if you enjoyed it.
5 comments:
lol...so true about female dwarves
lol naa no need to add anyting .... pretty much covers it all ;)
lol naa no need to add anyting .... pretty much covers it all ;)
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